S: After the hell I’ve been through in relationships, I thought I did. Rory doesn’t really give me any reason to worry though. I feel like I can be completely open with him. and I trust him to do the same.
R: Hmm, I don’t, not really. I’m more the jealousy type. I hold grudges.
R: Of course.
S: Yeah. we go to the gym together. There’s really nothing to add to that.
R: yeah, I mean Sam just goes to the gym anyway so I just tag along. Nothing more.
S: Um yeah…nothing more.
S: Uh…
R: I help Sammy dye his hair! It’s so fun because we always get the dye everywhere. But I don’t get it. Mrs. Evans is very particular about things matching, especially in the living room. What does that have to do with Sammy’s hair?
S: Oh, Rory. You have to know…
R: I’ll just urban dictionary it just like I did with “swag” and “yolo”
S: Rory is so not my type. I mean, my type was long hair and boobs, and then he came along. I’m not so sure I’d be attracted to him if he had both of those now. Man-boobs are scary.
R: Haha, Sammy. So funny. Well, I’ve always had a thing for blondes… I guess Sammy is my “type”.
R: Well Sammy’s obviously a bit stronger than I am, but I’m working on it. By the end of the year I’ll be just as buff and tough as he is; and he won’t stand a chance!
S: That’s not what they meant but I’m way too turned on right now to correct you.
S: Rory had snuck into my room at the lake house so that we could go to sleep together like always, and we started kissing. Naturally, it was raining and dark and just…sensual. It wasn’t planned and it was a little fast, but it was perfect.
R: I didn’t think we’d be having sex when I did that, I just wanted to cuddle. It turned into something a lot more fun.
S: I wasn’t, unfortunately.
R: I was sort of not… It depends on what you mean. Oral sex counts too, right?
R: What can you do in bed that isn’t kinky?
S: Sleep.
R: We already do that far too often. I’ve always wanted to be tied up, but Sammy’s always afraid of ‘hurting me’.
S: Hmm. Rimming. Yeah…
S: Well, things get a bit awkward after someone breaks your heart into pieces. Um, I don’t know. I know she doesn’t like that I’m with Rory. We’re not exactly on good terms, but we’re at least on speaking terms. I miss being her friend, but I don’t miss being with her after the way she treated me.
S: Darren Criss.
R: Darren Criss…and Chord Overstreet.
S: Who?